Vampires

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED FOR PROFANITY, CONTENT, AND SEXUAL INNUEDO. NOT THAT THE AFOREMENTIONED DO NOT EXIST IN THIS CONVERSATION.

YO--
Kate: You can't start every post with yo. Be like WAZZUP HOMIE G.
Caroline: You are not ghetto.
K: Go, little iHome remote. Go to the next song! YES!
C: I win.
YO
Vampires are pretty much the basis of the book. If everyone was a freaking human, we wouldn't have a story.
First some facts (we will debunk popular vampire myths in a later post)
1) They're sparkly in the sun.
2) They're hot.
3) They VANT TO SUUCK YOUR BLOOOOOD! (They all do. We'll discuss the Cullens later, but do not be fooled, they all vant to suuck your blooooood. )
4)They're immortal....duh
5) They're fast...and strong...
C: GODDARNED LAPTOP MOUSE!!
K: Are you surprised you can't use your mouse on your boobs? Maybe try a flat surface?
C: Like yours????
ANYWAY... and their skin is ice cold. SAY IT BELLA!!!
K: Vampire!
C: You're not Bella.
8)They have acute senses.
9) Don't like themselves some werewolves...
10) They don't sleep. Instead they stalk innocent teenage girls....wait, that's just Edward...nevermind
11)They have one rule: don't do anything to expose vampires.
12) The Volturi (discussed at length later) Aro, Marcus, and Caius, really, really old vampires enforce this rule.
13) Some of them have special powers...Edward reads minds, Alice can kinda-sorta read the future, Jane creates mental agony, etc.
Physical Stuffs
14) really attractive...
15) Giant bags under their eyes (they never sleep, what do you expect?) Meyer refers to them as 'purplish bruises underneath their eyes,' but vampires don't bruise.
16) Eye color- Black when they haven't fed in a bit, bright crimson when newborns, red when they've recently drunk human blood, amber for vegetarians.


More later, we gots to go...
School sux.
PEACE OUT.