Hola, Twilight peoples!

Kate: Don't put twilighters, 'cuz I'll shoot the next person that says that.
Caroline: I wasn't going to...
K: And not a lot of people speak Spanish.
C: Everyone knows what 'hola' means.
K: Caroline, I'm falling...**falls off bed** ow. That hurt my butt!
C: Shut up, dipstick.
K: **laughs crazy-like**
C: It wasn't funny... Can we get to the twilight stuff?
K: Hello Kitty throw!!!
C: Mine. Now let's start off...
If you've come across this, you've...
K: I need to get my Hello Kitty throw.
C: Shut up!
As I was saying, you probably like Twilight. If you don't, then you've heard of it. Everyone has, really. Even African orphans whose parents were stricken with AIDS.
K: That's kinda mean.
C: A little bit.
Okay, probably not them...
K: But everyone else.
C: That's what I was going to say.
K: Yo mama!
C: STFU!
Basically we created this site as a fansite and reference guide for anyone interested in Twilight.
We wanted to make this because we read this stupid Twilight guide that said werewolves routinely eat humans and are furry 24/sev. And we all know Jacob is not like that... He's a sexy beast, and not in the beastly way...
K: No he's not! Caroline is typing. Edward pwns!
(no, that is not a typo. Edward owns with a capital P.)
C: Freak.
Anyway, the shiz about everyone was totally off.
K: Shiz? I think you should put jazz.
The JAZZ was screw-up.
K: AND LIES!!!
C: **aside**you're really angry about this...
K: Yeah.
We don't think the author read the book. I suggest you buy it to laugh at its stupidity. It gave me a laugh.
So we're gonna post some JAZZ about a bunch a SHIZ. Like how Jacob is better than Edward...
K: No, that's not true. Not true! Lies!
Well, we're gonna post character overviews, arguments on the aforementioned and all that good stuff.


There is no room for haters when there is so much love.


Love
K-That is bull.
Caroline&Kate