Twilight the Movie

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjM1NjcxNzY=.html

What is that, you may ask? Well, that is a bootlegged copy of Twilight from Japan. It's glitchy and needs to be started and paused sporadically, but it's worth it for those of you who haven't seen the movie (losers) or want to see it again (everyone).
It's free, online, and doesn't require downloading Zango, which sucks...
So watch it and enjoy our review.

While it lacks many events from the book, we accept this, because they didn't change the essence of the book, unlike other book-to-movies.
The makers couldn't put all trillion pages of wonderful in the movie.
Kate: actually it's 498.
Caroline:How do you know that?
Robert Pattinson is a good actor, despite crushing teen expectations of perfect everywhere.
Still, he's good at playing creepy.
Kristen Stewart is also really good, because she's not overly Hollywood-ized like many other young actresses and isn't made up to be perfect, although she's really pretty.
The makeup in the movie is a little weird and makes everyone uglier than they are normally.
The scenes sometimes are really freaky. And Edward running up the mountain is really fake.
But how are you supposed to do that?
The plot is pretty much exactly the same as the book, only everything seems really sped up and rushed.
Also, the action doesn't really begin until the last half-hour or so...
We all realize how much the movie was cheesy and overally bad, but our conclusion is that we love it!
It's sorta impossible not to. Like a vicious puppy. You shouldn't love it, but you can't help it, it's too cute. It was worth fourteen bucks and watching it over and over again illegally.
I have the bootleg favorited...
Anyway, post your reviews below...