Edward

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED FOR PROFANITY, CONTENT, AND SEXUAL INNUENDO...





Yo.


Before we start, I would like to announce that Taylor Lautner is going to be Jacob in New Moon. Which is good, 'cause he's hot.





Back to Edward, who we figured would be a good starting point, as he is the main character.


Kate: **whisper** and the sexiest character.


yeah...


As all of us know, even Caroline (who, for the record, is on Team Jacob), Edward is darnded sexy.


Physical description should not be necessary, as Stephenie Meyer (author, le duh) explains how effing sexy he is every other word. However, it shall be provided.


Kate: Pale, sparkly, et cetera.


Okay, that's pretty much it...amber eyes, super strong, typical vampire stuff.
Bella describes him as Adonis, a pretty much perfect greek god.
He's tall (6'2") with bronze hair. His eyes used to be green, and this trait later carries on to his daughter, Renesmee....
Stupid name...

Edward is described as being more of a fast, 'mountain lion' type, as oppsed to, for instance, Emmett's brute force, bear-like.

K: I like Emmett. I like how they describe his laugh as a guffaw.

K: Why are we laughing?

C: Cuz you're stupid.

Edward is particularly attracted to Bella, once described as his 'singer' because her blood sings to him.

And he's in love with her...for this reason?

Yeah...

Edward can also read minds, or what people are thinking.

However, Bella is a mental mute to him. He can't hear anything she thinks.

Edward likes classical music, probably because he was 'born' in 1918.
He can also play the piano really well, and writes Bella a lullaby.

He was turned into a vampire at the age of 17 during the influenza epidemic.
He was also the first vampire created by Carslisle, to be Carslisle's 'companion.'
Carslisle was a doctor, and Elizabeth Masen, Edward's birth mother, begged him to save Edward right before she died.
It is suggested she sorta-kinda got that Carlie was a little bit not human.
So, yeah, that covers it...
Did we mention he's sexy?